booze, babes, & tornados

all along
you're no good
you don't care
like you should

oooooooooooook. tell me. tell me about your trip. tell me about your trip to vegas.

got in tuesday evening. the three of us guys went to dinner down in the steakhouse located in the lobby. i had a sampler of filet mignon, chilean sea bass, and pork loin. tastyyyyy. thennn me jenna and luis hung out. gambled a tiny bit. had special suckers. and drank rockstar & mandarin vodka til about 3am. chillin down by the pool in the lounge area. havin a ball. life was good. except i had to be up in four hours.

wednesday. it was a rough time gettin up. i wasnt hungover. i was exhausted. but i made it through the day. saw part of the expo. which turned out to be pretty fuckin call. every awesome food and beverage company youve ever heard of. all giving out free booze and food. we even had margaritas at our booth as well. wednesday night our company went out to dinner at texas de brazil. there was about 25 of us. one big fucking table. i came in last and got a seat at one of the ends. i didnt feel right sitting there and some of the people who i hadnt met yet was like "who the fuck is that guy sittin at the head of the table". but. the food. amazing. the wine. amazing. afterwards i was exhausted. went back to the hotel and basically crashed.

thurday. worked more during the day. met Weeman from jackass and the Bella twins from wrestling. that was pretty damn cool. afterwards we went to benihanas. delicious. also more amazing wine. then the three of us guys went out to a couple shops and gamblin. i got in after twelve. couldnt fall asleep til after two which pissed me off. but oh well.

today. the show was really slow. so we spent alot of time walking around getting a whole bunch of free stuff. i think i have about 10 packs of cloves/cigarettes/cigars and about twenty energy drinks. they had some neat stuff. protein water. relaxer soda. stuff like that. fad foods. but neat. we were scheduled for an eight thirty flight tonight back home but were put on standby for a four thirty. we hauled ass across the airport and got there just in time for the 430. if we were there two minutes later we wouldnt have made it. but im home. our flight would be leaving from vegas just now. which would have sucked. but its good it didnt happen.

so all in all it was a bomb ass trip. it was great to get away. i had a lot of good food and good booze. oh and most of the booths had models handing out product. which was neat. but its not like im gonna do anything about it ya know. besides chat. haha shrugs. and now im back in fresno................ yay? i wanna go back to vegas on a trip.

i guess next week we're goin to knots berry farm for halloween. stayin at the resort. should be interesting.

ummmmm what else. im not sure. lets drink some more.

everytime im flyin on a plane i think to myself. how everything looks so small. and how much earth there really is. and how absolutely insignicant we are comparitively. tiny me. making tiny food. for peoples tiny stomaches. and my tiny feelings. and tiny heart.