II

uh oh
i think i might have
yeah
yeah i did
this is round two
all the respectable people,
you might wanna leave the room
or you can just plug your ears
if you fear
i might say somethin
you dont wanna hear
cuz when i get to hittin
all the lyrics
that ive written
i wont be quittin
until ive offended
almost all the women
and when the song is over
ill head down to the bar
buy some drinks
and pound them hard
then in an hour or two
when the booze have started
to effectively spin the room
ill find a lil groupie
who thought i was real real cute
tell her i'll let her drive me home
and she can stay over too
lie to her ass
tell her we'll spoon
of course all guys know
spoon is code for bone
i got the hidden camera set up
she'll never know
put that shit on the internet
show it all my friends
point at my own ass
and say thats how you do it
boys take notes
i can teach ya stuff
you've never been shown
and when the morning comes
and im finally done
ill give her boot
n sweetly say
that was kinda fun
but you should be on your way
dont bother callin
im havin my number changed
thanks but no thanks
and thats how this one ends
now go check the internet
to make sure this wasn't pretend
www dot
your girl is in my bed
im sorry son
i just thought you should know
she wasn't at her friends
i know thats what she said
but shes over your shit
the
end